Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.