Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog bark?

because its a dog

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.