So they won't roll out of bed.
When the big hand touches the little hand
Velrow
He thought it was Coke!
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Sleep in the wardrobe !
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Stop, drop, and roll
Gender rolls
They're both filled with nuts
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
