Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep?

So they won't roll out of bed.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Stripey pyjamas !

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Operation Yewtree.

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He was in charge of refresh mints.

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An alarm, you pervert!

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They both know when you are sleeping.

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Autobots Roll Out!

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Rick O'Shay.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.