Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down