Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.