Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite !

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...