Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!