Set her tampon string on fire.
She threw away all of the W's.
Arrr son!
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Stark lighting.
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.