How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon