How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.