What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.