What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them