How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars