What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad