How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

City Jokes More City Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.