What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.