What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.