What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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