What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!