What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.