Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.