Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ?

Unstable.