Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.