What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.