Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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Unstable.

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He needed the dough.

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He injured his spline!

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

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Puerto-RECON

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo