Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes More Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything