What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Previous Random Joke Next

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Napoleon Jokes More Napoleon Jokes

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo