Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.