Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.