He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
Stone.
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
Trying to read the road signs!!!
It's only check, mate
A rubber band.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Occam's razor
His shavings account.
Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
Kidnap his princess.
Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.
