Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Twitter only allows 160 characters

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No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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They Neverland.

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Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.