What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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A girl has no name.

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Do they not know what a nap is

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Most people reddit before

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Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

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The answer may shock you.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.