What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*