What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*