Annette.
They ran out of juice!
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
She wanted to see how long she slept.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Annette!
Annette !