What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"