Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.