Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.