What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!