What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next