My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
Wo
I stopped butchering goats.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Maaaac
A raise in *celery*.
A chicken tender.
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
