What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.