What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.