What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.