What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*