What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*