Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.