What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.