What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!