What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.