What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill