What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.