What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!