What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December