Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

48 Jokes More 48 Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"