What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop