Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.