Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
They're listening to duckstep!
Chopin
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
A hoedown!
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
A: Post office.
Garlic