Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
He is so misunderstood.
He's been underground for five years now.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
They both like to throw a hoedown.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
