Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!