What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

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What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.