How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?