Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

I Lightbulb Jokes More I Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.