Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.