Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!