Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas