What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.