What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless