What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Armless Jokes More Armless Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.