What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.