What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!