You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because he had a javelin through his head.
You planet.
EOM
The orbituaries.
Only one of them is organized.
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
It was an oakward experience.
No atmosphere
