Space Party Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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It stares.

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Molest them

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They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

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A dal-martian

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

How do you organise a party in space?

You planet.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.