Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere