Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.