Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)