Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.