How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

R Jokes More R Jokes

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.