How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

R Jokes More R Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.