How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.