How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters