What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !