What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !