What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ?

Bargain up the wrong tree !