What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.